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Friday, March 31, 2006

OMG!!! I FOUND STUPID, FUNNY AND HORRIBLE PHOTOS OF MR CHAI SI AUN. I SHALL TAKE REVENGE FOR ALL THOSE PITIFUL PEOPLE I MENTIONED IN MY LAST POST. HE SHALL BE DEFAMED TODAY!!! MUAHAHAHA! oh and btw, those photos were taken from www.ykwphotos.blogspot.com woah. take your photos i still help you publicise sia. haha.

zombie.

OMG!!! THIS SHALL BE PHOTO OF THE YEAR. IT'S SERIOUSLY DAMN FUNNY. KAI WEN ACTUALLY SAID IT'S CUTE-.- I TOTALLY CRACKED UP AND LAUGHED AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN LIKE SOME IDIOT WHEN I SAW THIS PHOTO. HE LOOKS FAT AND HORRENDOUS AND DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIM AT ALL. LOOKS MORE LIKE A TOMATO. HIS HAIR IS FUNNY TOO!!

TRYING SO HARD TO ACT CUTE. AHAHAH

*BLUR* "EH! DON'T TAKE MY ASS LAH!"
you like taking photos so much eh? what about these photos? HAHAHA. shit. i think he has passed his virus to me. everytime i touch other people's phones i feel like... chai si aun has taken over my body, heart and mind! ahh!! i'm becoming like a piece of shit! AHAHAH.
it's 11:56pm in the night and i haven't bathed. since dance just now! am i clean or what. i'm seriously becoming like shit si aun. i even smell like one now. hur hur. i think it's funny posting about si aun!! anyway, no offence si aun. hahah

-love the a in phay

thats what friends are for;
11:56 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

THIS IS A WARNING TO EVERYBODY. NEVER EVER LEAVE YOUR HP WITH MR CHAI SI AUN. HERE IS A LIST OF STUFFS HE WILL DO TO YOUR POOR LITTLE HP.

CHANGE HIS CONTACT NAME. FIRST IS WAS SEXPOT SI AUN AND NOW IT'S LIVINGBUDDHACHAI
SET YOUR DEFAULT NAME FOR YOUR PICTURES TO SI AUN ROCKS/RULES
SMS OTHER PEOPLE ESPECIALLY CHRISTINE THAT SI AUN ROCKS MY UNDERWEAR UP DOWN LEFT RIGHT
SET AN ALARM TO REMEMBER TO PRAY TO SI AUN OR I'LL TURN INTO AN UGLY FAT PIG
WORSE OF ALL, BOMBARD YOUR HP WITH HIS PICTURES AND EVEN SET ONE AS YOUR WALLPAPER.

I'M SURE ALL OF US WANT TO WORK HAND IN HAND TO DESTROY THIS ZI LIAN KUANG WHO KILLED MANY PEOPLE BY CAUSING THEM TO CLEAR ALL THE RUBBISH HE DID AND HIS PHOTOS. THOSE PEOPLE DIED EITHER OF OVER EXHAUSTION OF THEIR FINGERS OR THEY DIED OF MAD COW DIESEASE AFTER THEY FENG DIAOED WHEN THEY SAW HIS PHOTOS. HEREBY, WE SHALL KEEP ALL OUR HPS AWAY FROM MR CHAI SI AUN IN CASE THE NUMBER OF DEATHS IN NHHS INCREASES AND ONLY MR FOO WILL BE LEFT IN THIS SCHOOL. I MADE THIS POST IN RED AND CAPS TO ATTRACT EVERYBODY'S ATTENTION. SPREAD THIS NEWS AROUND TOO TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS!!! HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF THE PHOTOS HE TOOK. PLEASE, IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK HEARTED.

AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE LAST PIC, HE MAY PULL PEOPLE DOWN TO DO THE CRIME WITH HIM. THOUGH SANTA CLAUS[SHI BIN]LOOKS CUTE. HAHA. HE MAY LOOK CUTE BUT DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY HIM!!! I WAS LUCKY TO SURVIVE. AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN WHAT CAUSED THE DEATH OF MANY PEOPLE, PLEASE TREASURE YOUR LIFE AND KEEP YOUR HPS AWAY FROM CHAI SI AUN!!!! I AM A VICTIM TOO AND EVEN WHEN HE KNOWS MY HP HAS A PUNY MEMORY, HE NEVER LET MY POOR HP OFF AND STILL BOMBARDED MY HP WITH HIS HORRIBLE PHOTOS. THESE ARE JUST A FEW EXAMPLES. FOR MORE, COME AND LOOK FOR ME AND ASK ME TO SHOW YOU. I WANT TO TRY TO SAVE AS MANY PEOPLE'S LIVES AS POSSIBLE AND LET'S WORK TOGETHER TO DO SO AND DESTROY CHAI SI AUN!!!!!!!!!!!

-love the a in phay

thats what friends are for;
5:37 PM

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

thankz for celebrating my birthday wif me pple...thanks loads.....
but however i in enjoy myself...too much things happen and it cannot be put to words..i noe i suck

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9:32 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

you know what's worse than not having a birthday cake? having a birthday cake but no one to cut it with. hais. it's a really horrible and lonely feeling. wrote a letter to my mother at the last 40mins of my birthday. wrote that i want to hear just a happy birthday from my family members. the letter was real touching lah[but she kept it! she say as evidence. omg. so sia suay!]. i bet she was touched so she came into my room and wish me happy birthday. just at the last 15 mins of my day. i guess everything's settled now and now i'm back again lah. back to the happy happy me(((: yesterday's second post was so not me.
today i received 4 more presents. thank you! and i made a long list of people who bought me presents. must buy back for them so i'm so gonna be broke lah. but during reccess i talked about last night then i started crying. haha. my classmates were so shocked i can cry-.- my eyes were really swollen.
then had dance. then yada yada. went home with some sec 2 boys since yl go home with yc and px and hq call their parents fetch. they're lazy people who take bus to central although it takes like bloody long to reach. no wonder i always never see them but they're also real nice and funny people. especially colin. talk so much with so many stupid actions. hahah. but you suck lah. go pluck my bra strap. in public somemore. thanks lor. then jian hui was like"we see and we don't dare to tell her you still go pluck." i guess now we're closer to the sec 2 boys after my birthday. ahaha. cos wanna share presents and stuffs. not only phay lah. clara limin cheryl also. i really hope the sec 2 batch will be so united too! today then i cut my cake. like er. no feelings since it's over already. macadamia ice cream cake. it's oh-my-tian-de-chao-bang!! but $65 for one small cake-.- no wonder my mother say i spend the most. shall start saving. seriously.
YUELI'S BIRTHDAY IS NEXT TUESDAY. BETTER GET HER A PRESENT BEFORE SHE BUGS YOU FOR ONE. yueli, say i rock! will continue to post photos for yesterday!

the advertiser

the advertisement for potato chips

"haha! they're all m-i-n-e!"

evidences of hann qian hogging the candy machine...

hann qian again

still hann qian

finally grabbed one! those are hann qian's fingers btw. had many more but deleted le

it's yueli's turn

i made those toasts! HA rocks

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10:27 PM

Thursday, March 09, 2006

back from dinner with my family. a really unhappy one. all of us were like tearing in the restaurant[except my father lah]. i was crying while eating. i'm really sad right now))))): this oh-so-perfect day turned into a disaster. just because of me. i'm seriously an unfilial daughter. i have such great parents and i don't know how to appreciate them. i want a hp, my mother gets me one. she goes to all the extent to get that pink phone i want. and she rushes all the way home to go out for dinner with us only to hear me say i don't wanna go. and she scolded me. i deserved it. i seriously suck. please kill me someone. then the ice cream cake. she really went all the way to make my day a perfect one. i spent like $400 just for one birthday. sickening eh. and my dad. i always scold him. when he's so nice, always sending me everywhere i want. even the other phayers know i'm a bad daughter. KILL ME PLEASE. i dunno what's happening to me. i always tell myself to be a better daughter to them. but when i see them i just can't. why?!?!? i bet many of you dunno i'm like this. i'm such a hypocrite. you should just get me out of this world. i'm nothing but just a waste of space in this earth. i'm taking up precious space with my fat ass and fat body. ah. the fat me. a piece of shit and everything bad i can think of. AHH. this seriously sucks. after this, i learned that birthday is nothing special. just a normal day where i lead my perfect life in a sucking mind, body, heart and soul.
woah. i'm struggling with 16 conversations now. anyway, i seriously have no more mood to carry on. this is my most depressing post of my whole blogging life. and yeah. can you imagine how sad i am. i wanted so badly to apologise but i just couldn't. i'm a coward, a loser. I SUCK LIKE FUCK PLEASE. SCOLD ME, BEAT ME, SLAP ME JUST KILL ME. HELP ME. nvm. i shall write a long apology letter to my mother. i seriously feel damn bad. and now the saddening thing is my mother's at a funeral[i hope it's mine] and my father went to jurong country club. i have a cake but no one to cut with. can you imagine how saddening this is? thanks for listening to all the shit i just said.

-alyssa shall die

thats what friends are for;
9:14 PM

TODAY IS A HAPPY DAY. IT'S THE DAY WHEN ALYSSA THE GREAT WAS BORN(((: hahha. shall post my great day right from the beginning. this morning i very early wake up le. cos so excited. then when i went to school alot of people start coming to give me presents. woah. really ALOT of people. got star idol de feeling. hahaha. bhb.the day is really happy lah. it's a perfect day. my hp was bombarded with birthday messages. cool man! haha. sickening yueli gave me green hottle. and even more sickening clara go show everybody in class. WTH.shall talk about my presents now. i've got alot stuffs like wallet, sweets, accesories, someone even gave me a bottle of ice lemon tea-.- thanks leon. haha. ai ya. i didn't even expect anything from you. thanks! AND MY FAVOURITES ARE MY HANDPHONE AND CANDY MACHINE. thanks alot everybody. seriously. you all made my 14th birthday the best out of 14 years talking about candy machine, everybody is like playing with it madly. like HANN QIAN. keep telling her not to play anymore and to let it rest in case she don't listen. SHE JUST LOVES DESTROYING MY STUFFS. come here she destroy like dunno how many things le lah. AND NOW SHE JUST DESTROYED MY MOUTH. omg. damn pain. fancy getting hurt by her on my big day. thanks girl. i will remember you like siao. then after school pei xuan, hann qian, yueli and yu nian come my house. supposed to cook our own specialities. but ended up cooking instant macaronies-.- had alot of fun lah. and they got to see my most private moment=x but now my house is in a big mess. wa lao. suddenly i forgot what to say. just now i had so many things in my mind lah. getting more forgetful by the day. nvm. maybe later i will post another entry. hais. been waiting for this day for SO LONG and now just like that it's over))): photos time!!

presents!

i have small hands! that's the candy machine btw

cooking. with a plastic spoon? clever eh

"AH!!!!"

jumping"STOP TAKING MY PHOTO!"

everybody busy in the kitchen

look how sexy she wears when she cooks

cutting pizza

"eh!"

wanna stab me cos i took your photo?

"stop taking my photos!"

pizza anyone?

food

phay

eating while staring at our photo-.-

FINALLY I KIAP-ED THAT SWEET!!!!

dead cockroach. actually she's laughing. she laughed so much she fell off her chair-.-

we're bond. james bond. that gun can really shoot! shoot rubber bands-.-

yueli chasing me after i shot her head with the gun

is she shitting on winnie the pooh?

trying to kill hann qian after she shot my boobs with the gun
rarr!!! suddenly i'm not in the mood to post anymore. shall continue next time. some bitch just destroyed my whole day and i'm crying now. just wanna shut myself out of this world. suddenly it's my worse birthday. now my mother's scolding me): buh bye

-a in phay

thats what friends are for;
7:37 PM

Monday, March 06, 2006

hello people. my internet connection is FINALLy back! cheer people. and bangALYSSA. i just printed your stuff. the one with joshua's arm around your neck! scream. AH`. anyway people. please start to count down. alyssa's bdae is 3 more days. which is dear thursday. wahha. and yueli is 5 days afyer her. which is 8 more days. get your presents ready. cause they'll be running around chasing you for their presents k? anyway people. i decided to be nice and let you all view alyssa and her idol (joshua and shaun) de photo. please note the part that made alyssa scream a few days. joshua's arm is round her neck. and is more than her friends cause he had mike on that hand. aiyeah. u all see lerh then will know.anyway.

phay went to pa yesterday. before that. PH. LOL. went to buy our dear A's present. then meet AY and rachel. haha alyssa already know what we buy for her. and whoo! she likes it. hahaand i even added stuff in it. hehe. she know liao. not fun. then at night went to eat cheese prata. bad calculation x) phayers understand. haha.anw. sad. didnt score v well for my ct. damn pissed off. last yr didnt study so well at least get quite okay. now study harder get worse. lit. f9. but only 6 passed. haha. see you soon dancers! wednesday got dance1 (: byebye(:

love, peixuann` o6o3o6.

thats what friends are for;
1:30 AM

Friday, March 03, 2006

today we had road run. guess what position i got! haha. but i run until my leg kiu diao lor. haha. then had to walk back to school again. it was torturous man. then had assembly. i was lying on the floor sleeping lah. shuang dao...
after school had phay outing! we went to sakae sushi to eat first. i had like THIS much fun! had fun watching ourselves eating, had fun asking whether i am chio[HAHA!], had fun making stupid faces and making them laugh. haha. after that we even bought phay rings. real cool. one person one colour. i've been asking them for so long le! after that walk walk a while then go back le.

-love the a in phay

thats what friends are for;
9:42 PM

haha today is cross country...congrats alyssa...so qiang can? haha after running we duno minus hoe much calories. me and alyssa were eating like some hungry ghost and we replenish all the fats...hmmm... lolx leg was soooooooooooooo suan and cannot stand or walk properly...the old injury in my knee acts up again. cannot run for too long...i think i got the guan jie yan or wat lah... haha

den we went to lot 1, see a lot of nanhua pple...oh gosh we went to sakae...pro lil hann qian ate like 9 plates, some dunno wat noodles, and so mochies and dunno wat le lah...qiang...da wei wang... haha as i have no money and i dun intend to eat so much i only ate some plates lah... lolx so funny watching yourself eating and putting up retarded faces...acting innocent and cute and chio and stupid...lolx PHAYERS ARE RETARDS! lolx...den went to so many shops looking for pressie...i still dunno wat to get for alyssa...her birthday so danm bloody close can? lolx fallen in love with a white spec...gonna get it, lolx no degree de... haha lame shit...after the talk on eye care...i decided to take care of my eyes...so many complications can happen lah.. like wth? ya den after we go shopping for pressies we went to see phones and go to e neo machine playing wif stupid poses...lolx princess... haha lame shit lor us...den i met my teahcer...nice nice pahyers wait for me b4 they go home... haha i think i am rushing thru this post can? i can seee so many typo erros...lolx lame lah... haha hope phay can go out some more day...it has been a long time...continue to go for pa but den need to talkk to my parents abt it...they say i have been focusing too much on dance instead of my studies and i flunk my results totally...alyssa got 48 for math,..i opnly got like...erm...17? haix...sianz 31 mark differnce...y carn i get 31 lorh? haix...lolx cried...muhahahaha...ok i posted. dun complain

thats what friends are for;
8:36 AM

Thursday, March 02, 2006

it's 12.14[aww... joshua's birthday is over!] in the morning and i can't get to sleep:( i slept for a whooping[quoted from shawn!] 5 hours from 5-10pm! woah. shuang dao... then at 11 i tried sleeping again but after tossing and turning for 1 hour i still couldn't sleep so here i am! this blog is like THIS dead.
anyway, today we had ndp dance from 10am-2.30pm. long hours eh? kind of sian diao lah. learn so long we only learnt 3 segments. and mr tan punished me and made me stand. so sia suay. rarr! then later i fell asleep when the person was talking and he came in front of me and stomped his feet. then after that he said"alyssa is mysteriously quiet today..." er. whatever lah-.- thanks lor.

valentine's day presents!

i gave people this

and i got these. great eh. haha
-love the a in phay

thats what friends are for;
12:41 AM